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Rob Ford’s Not Homophobic, Just Tired of That Question

Ford isn't homophobic; he’s just tired of being asked if he is. Rob Ford didn’t move from his seat when the Toronto Council stood to pay tribute to the World Pride Celebrations. This move, or lack thereof, ...

An Open Letter to Rob Ford: Tory’s Ahead, It’s Time to Quit

Dear Rob Ford, You are an amazing person. I do not mean this satirically; you are an amazing person. You've had to deal with the entire Canadian media establishment shitting on you for years, not t...

Rob Ford’s New Media Strategy: Avoid, Ignore and Spurn

Rob Ford’s return has been much discussed in the media, but the weird part is that Rob isn’t really taking part. Since his much anticipated return, he has severely limited which journalists can talk to him: he ...

The Phoenix Rises: Homecoming for Rob Ford

Back by (32% of the) popular demand, Rob Ford's rise from the ashes is quickly approaching. The notoriously indestructible mayor is poised to make his comeback, 450 hours of counselling healthier and 8 pants s...

Rob Ford Allegedly Drunk With Woman in his Office on Easter Monday

An incident report from Toronto City Council is showing that Rob Ford spent Easter Monday stumbling around city hall and had a woman sent up to his office who spent about an hour with him before leaving. If thi...

Rob Ford Gets Wet; Learns Every Lesson

Rob Ford, man, myth, and legend, sent the Toronto SUN a picture of himself swimming, possibly to preempt the imminent topless photos of Nikki Benz. After so many reporters have chased him down to try and catch ...

Rob Ford Celebrated Birthday At Muskoka Bar

As we reported yesterday, Rob Ford celebrated his 45th birthday. Despite not having attended the festivities at his own campaign headquarters he did decide to celebrate his own birthday in the best way he knows...

Rob Ford’s Imminent Resurrection

After four lonely days 0f no new news on Rob Ford (two of those days were admittedly weekends, that has never stopped the Fords before), we get an update. Doug Ford, standing before the sacred aisles of the Tor...

Rob Ford’s SUV Impounded After Alleged Mistress Drives Drunk?

Rob Ford's black Cadillac was found and impounded because a 36 year old woman was driving it drunk in Bracebridge, Ontario. Someone other than Ford was caught drunk driving in his Cadillac Escalade in the same ...

Rob Ford Still Missing, Will Be Back For Election: “Rehab is Amazing”

Rehab? Or...somewhere else? The Learning Company | The Hollywood Reporter | Shaun Merritt | X-Weinzar Rob Ford claims he has gone to rehab, and we don't doubt him, but he has also vanished off th...

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