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Hey there, neighbour neighbor! We heard you may or may not be having some doubts about your upcoming presidential election following Super Tuesday. While it’s been a time-honored tradition for Americans to declare they’re moving to Canada when they feel slightly uncomfortable, there are a few conditions attached to immigration. Sadly, you cannot pack up your bags and move to another country because it’s nearby. We know it’s hard to imagine there’s a process, because we’re basically the same country. We have our refugee problems, too. Fear not, for we have made a handy step-by-step list to help you learn how to move to Canada.

Welcome to our home and native land.