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The True North Times endorses Sketchy the Clown for Toronto Mayor

The day of reckoning is closing upon the city of Toronto. In a place filled with scandal, embarrassment, and poor governance, the people of Toronto have a chance to elect someone who can do more of the same, wi...

Where to Start If You Are the New Mayor of Toronto

Sketchy the Clown is currently running to be Mayor of Toronto on October 27th. If you like what you read here, you can follow him on Twitter at @SketchyTheClown. One thing is sure about the Toronto Mayor...

Rob Ford Quits Toronto Mayoral Race, Doug to Run Instead

Stuck in a hospital and stuck in the polls, Rob Ford has officially ended his campaign to become the next Mayor of Toronto—not that being stuck in the polls had anything to do with it. Toronto’s all-but-castrat...

Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair Takes Doug Ford to Court

Toronto police chief Bill Blair has taken his share of abuse from the city's mayoral family, the Fords. Rob Ford is every policeman's nightmare, almost certainly criminal but impossibly popular. Doug Ford seems...

Interview: Sketchy the Clown, Candidate for Toronto Mayor

Sketchy the Clown is a candidate for mayor of Toronto who is sick of hearing comparisons between city hall and circuses.

Ford Fest 2014: A Political Event in All But Name

Tonight marks Ford Fest 2014, the annual Ford Family celebration of all things Ford, especially Rob, the prodigal son. From 5PM onwards at Thomson Park, in Scarborough, you can join thousands of others to ge...

Michael Ford Runs For Doug’s Council Seat: A New Ford Rises

“Ford for City Council!” Rob? No! Doug? Not even close. We aren’t talking about one of those old Fords who are too lame to know that the cool kids moved away from crack in the 80s. No, this is the Ford of a ...

Rob Ford Allegedly Drunk With Woman in his Office on Easter Monday

An incident report from Toronto City Council is showing that Rob Ford spent Easter Monday stumbling around city hall and had a woman sent up to his office who spent about an hour with him before leaving. If thi...

Rob Ford’s Imminent Resurrection

After four lonely days 0f no new news on Rob Ford (two of those days were admittedly weekends, that has never stopped the Fords before), we get an update. Doug Ford, standing before the sacred aisles of the Tor...

Doug Ford Tells Home For Autistic Kids They’ve Ruined the Community

Rob and Doug Ford are a bit like the Olsen twins. The world fell in love with them when they were young, then watched in horror as they grew up and began to resemble a combination of Courtney Love and that weir...

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