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Welcome to Crazy Canadian Comments, a weekly column featuring the most outlandish comments made on popular news sites (mostly the National Post and Globe and Mail, because that’s where all the angry senior citizens are).

 

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It’s that time again: The worst of the worst comments from news sites all over the country! We begin with a great anecdote from right here at The True North Times. We recently published an article about Tim Hudak’s campaign, and his choice to use Russian stock media in his advertisement.

 

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Why the hell is this guy talking about Justin Trudeau in an article about Tim Hudak? If you take a look at his profile, you’ll see that he’s a regular poster on the National Post. Ahhh…that makes sense.

 

 

Continuing the trend of nonsensical rants, we have an insightful post on a Sun News article which talks about Rob Ford’s experience in rehab.

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Either he is really immersing himself into the personality of a roaring lion, or his caps lock key has been crushed by his frantic anti-lieberal typing.

 

 

We haven’t mentioned the National Post, yet! Here we go. The NDP is making their hundredth campaign promise; this time about funding child care. Seems like the NDP thing to do.

 

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DAMN SOCIALIST COMMIE TAX-AND-SPENDING LEFT-WING ANTI-CAPITALIST LAZY THIEVES. And stuff.

 

Now onto The Globe and Mail, where a commenter exposes the dirty politics of the Ontario Liberals and NDP. Tim Hudak’s photo op on the TTC was almost put to a halt.

 

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THEY WILL NOT STOP AT ANYTHING. KATHLEEN WYNNE IS FRANK UNDERWOOD.

 

Finally, our last is an article about Michael Sam being the first openly gay person to be drafted in the NFL.

 

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Guest. Looks like he got banned. Need I say more?

 

Come back again next week for more angry posters! Or don’t. It’s depressing.