Government Forces RCMP to Wear Muskrat Hats

Take a deep breath and relax, Canada. Old traditions are alive and well. Much like Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, Canada’s Conservative government is working hard to protect the status quo. This week,...

Another Boring Week in the House of Commons

Last week was an interesting one in the House of Commons (well, not really). For one thing, Elizabeth May was the only leader in regular attendance for one—nothing different there. The Prime Minister, Mr. Mulca...

Ottawa Prostitutes Won’t Expose Tories’ Johns

In a stunning twist of irony, Canada’s prostitutes have proven to have more integrity than our dearest politicians. Yesterday morning, a representative for POWER (Prostitutes of Ottawa/Gatineau Work, Educate...

Ontario Liberals Release Platform

The news media went bonkers. And why not? The Liberals, who of late appear to be Ontario’s natural governing party, officially launched their platform yesterday. This was the final platform release by Ontario’s...