Ottawa Prostitutes Won’t Expose Tories’ Johns

In a stunning twist of irony, Canada’s prostitutes have proven to have more integrity than our dearest politicians. Yesterday morning, a representative for POWER (Prostitutes of Ottawa/Gatineau Work, Educate...

Drake Makes History: Announces His Next Album Title

1967: Montreal hosts the World Expo 1982: Queen Elizabeth signs the Canadian Constitution into law 1999: Nunavut is established as Canada's third territory Every fifteen years or so something extraordinary h...

Canada is More Than Quebec, Mr. Trudeau

During the first season of the classic TV show, Gilligan’s Isle—a series about seven people trapped on a desert island—the theme song introduced the cast as: “Gilligan, the Skipper too, a Millionaire and his wi...