Federal Politics Archives - Page 15 of 47

Income Splitting: A Tax-Time Reminder

As winter drags on into March, most Canadians are already looking forward to their favourite time of the year: tax season! With Canada entering the third month of 2015 and an upcoming election, it is time to re...

Veterans Only Need to Prove Loss of Limb Every Three Years

Several weeks ago, the country was appalled to discover that retired Major Corporal Paul Franklin, a double amputee, had to degrade himself every year by crawling to Veteran Affairs (VAC) in order to prove he h...

What Justin Trudeau’s New Cabinet May Look Like

THE CANADIAN PRESS/Justin Tang By poaching former Conservative Eve Adams, Justin Trudeau has carried on a proud Liberal tradition. The Liberal Party braintrust not only invented the par...

Shit Trudeau Says: An Interactive Site

We've done it before with Rob Ford, and we're doing it again with Justin Trudeau. In the midst of all the insane things the Liberal leader says, including misremembering which Russian politician he met with, we...

Justin Trudeau Mixes Up Russian Politicians, Never Met Nemtsov

Justin Trudeau, the Brian Williams of Canadian politics Parliament of Canada The Liberal Party of Canada and their team of air-headed opportunists were devastated to learn of the death of their acquaintanc...

Greg Rickford Sticks Out Tongue

On Thursday, in the House of Commons, Conservative cabinet minister Greg Rickford stuck out his tongue and mouthed “blah blah blah” at Liberal MPs across the floor. Canadians from coast to coast freaked out—or ...

Conservatives Will Not Change Anthem, Cite Public Opinion

Canada’s national anthem has too many problems that to discuss them all would take an article so long that no one would bother to read it. For one thing, there’s no bass. How the hell are we suppose to twerk i...

Conservatives Surge in Quebec Amid Niqab Criticism

A new poll from EKOS shows that Stephen Harper seems to have increased his party's support in Quebec with 22% of the popular vote. It suggests that the Tories may win nearly 20 seats in Quebec in the next elect...

Peter MacKay and the Supreme Court: Friends With Benefits

What’s the difference between Garth Brooks and Peter MacKay? Garth Brooks has friends in low places, whereas all of Peter MacKay’s friends have been appointed to the Supreme Court of Nova Scotia. Perhaps that’s...

NDP’s Pat Martin Nearly Loses Vote Because his Underwear are “Clearly too Small”

Pat Martin, vigilante against “rat-faced whores” and Public Works nearly caused the failure of a vote to adjourn parliamentary debate due to his tight underwear. Yes, in our nation’s highest forum for political...