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Liberal Loser Contemplates Run for Tories

The Liberals have welcomed defectors from the right (Eve Adams) and from the left (Lise St. Denis), and they’ve had defectors to the left, so it’s about time they have one to the right. It’s just a jump to ...

So Much For Progressive: Interim Alberta PC Leader Ric McIver

Mr. Potato Head's Homophobic Uncle Named Interim Leader PC Alberta Alberta is widely known as Canada’s most resource-rich province and its most prevalent resource is political comedy. Like the tar...

Canada Reacts: Gay Marriage Passed in Ireland

On Friday May 22, 2015, the people of Ireland voted in a referendum to allow same sex marriages and to protect them by the country’s constitution. 62.1 % of voters cast ballots in favour, making Ireland the fir...

Conservative Candidate Chris LLoyd Resigns, Campaign Was Elaborate Art Project

Few things in Canadian political news make sense to me. Between the mistrust, the misconduct, and the mistreatment, I’m coming to believe that our political system is a joke set up by two Kang-and-Kodos Alien c...

PM’s Wife Welcomes Nighttime Visitors to 24 Sussex

Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s wife, Laureen, is welcoming nighttime visitors to 24 Sussex Drive. Nosferatu suddenly realizes that Harper must sleep in a coffin in the basement too. Nosferatu Scr...

Election Moves to Triple-Threat Format

Ever since the PCs won their 10000000th consecutive election in Alberta a few weeks ago, everyone has been abuzz about nothing. False. The PCs got blown to smithereens, so everyone is abuzz about orange. Should...

Harper May Have to Fill Senate Vacancies

Canadians hear all about cold Camembert and broken crackers, Nigel Wright’s $90,000 gift to Mike Duffy, and NDP satellite office expenses, but we rarely hear about life in the trenches: the expensive and unnece...

Harper’s Debate Strategy: A Smart Move

Stephen Harper has pledged to refrain from participating in the two debates hosted by Canada’s largest broadcasters—CBC, Global, CTV, and Radio-Canada. Outrage directed towards Harper and his Conservatives accu...

First Nation Rejects Billion Dollar LNG Deal

Skeena River First Nations Last week, the Lax Kw’alaams band in northern British Columbia rejected an offer from Petroliam Nasional Bhd., which offered $1.15 billion compensation to the community in exchange ...

P.E.I. Liberal Wins on a Coin Toss

Canadians may not be able to bet on sporting events before the next election, but it seems as though gambling is enshrined in our electoral system. Oh, we’ve all heard that the Prime Minister or the Opposition ...