Government Marijuana Campaign Cost Was High

As the semester resumes, the intoxicating scent of marijuana begins to waft across the quad. Sadly, this aroma is overshadowed by the reek of shit that rolls across the country from Ottawa. When Liberal MP S...

Harper Vs Courts: The Saga Continues

The Harper government is once again butting heads with that all-powerful nuisance, the judicial system of Canada, as another of its laws has been struck down. Lacking only in spandex, folding chairs, and sea...

Ottawa Prostitutes Won’t Expose Tories’ Johns

In a stunning twist of irony, Canada’s prostitutes have proven to have more integrity than our dearest politicians. Yesterday morning, a representative for POWER (Prostitutes of Ottawa/Gatineau Work, Educate...

Edmonton Eskimos: Strongest Offense in the CFL?

After the US Patent Office cancelled several trademarks formerly belonging to the NFL’s Washington Redskins on the basis that the team name is “disparaging to Native Americans”, a minority group of Canadians (t...

Ontario Election Ridings to Watch: Voyeurism 2014

In First-Past-the-Post, some ridings have more riding on them than others. Below are some of the ridings we think are the most contentious, and interesting of this Ontario election.   Etobicoke-Lakes...

I, Big Shot

You don’t have to tell Stephen Harper that these are troubling times.  He knows.  Bad stuff is happening all over the place, particularly in Ottawa.  In the latest polls, his party and personal brand trail the ...

Crazy Canada from East to West

Canada, highest per capita for adorable and patriotic childrenAnirudh Kohl The first word that comes to mind when I think about Canada is hardcore. We're not afraid to be the first person to say sorry. We k...