Liberal Spin on C-51 Makes No Sense
In case you missed it last week, Bill C-51, the anti-terror legislation that would give CSIS equivalent powers to the Gestapo, passed in the House of Commons with a hefty majority. If you're ever on the interne...
Conservative Spin on Liberal Platform
"What do we hear from that side of the House? We hear about new taxes, high debt and the removal of all these benefits we have brought forward for Canadian families. The leader of the Liberal Party is promising...
Conservative Parents Endorse Playing Hooky in Ontario
Conservative parents in Ontario are standing up for their children’s rights to remain blissfully unaware of things like jerking off and same-sex marriage. I doubt the kids in grades 3-7 care much about what th...
Surging Green Support Suggests P.E.I. Has Gone to the Dogs
On May 5, Albertans will elect a provincial government. That’s exciting news, but one group has it beat. Canada’s tiniest province, Prince Edward Island, faces an election today. No one outside the island is pa...
What Justin Trudeau’s New Cabinet May Look Like
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By poaching former Conservative Eve Adams, Justin Trudeau has carried on a proud Liberal tradition. The Liberal Party braintrust not only invented the par...
Harper: Quebec Not Leftist, Radio-Canada Is
According to a radio interview Stephen Harper gave two weeks ago, the majority of Quebecers aren’t “leftist” in the Prime Minister’s mind. Instead he accused Radio-Canada of being run by people who hate “conser...
Justin Trudeau Mixes Up Russian Politicians, Never Met Nemtsov
Justin Trudeau, the Brian Williams of Canadian politics Parliament of Canada
The Liberal Party of Canada and their team of air-headed opportunists were devastated to learn of the death of their acquaintanc...
Greg Rickford Sticks Out Tongue
On Thursday, in the House of Commons, Conservative cabinet minister Greg Rickford stuck out his tongue and mouthed “blah blah blah” at Liberal MPs across the floor. Canadians from coast to coast freaked out—or ...
Conservatives Will Not Change Anthem, Cite Public Opinion
Canada’s national anthem has too many problems that to discuss them all would take an article so long that no one would bother to read it. For one thing, there’s no bass. How the hell are we suppose to twerk i...
Government Marijuana Campaign Cost Was High
As the semester resumes, the intoxicating scent of marijuana begins to waft across the quad. Sadly, this aroma is overshadowed by the reek of shit that rolls across the country from Ottawa.
When Liberal MP S...