Drug Shortages To Be Listed
The Harper Government is making it mandatory for drug companies to post public notices when they are running out of a given drug. For years, doctors, patients, and Canada’s medical organizations have been lobby...
Toronto Medical Officer Pushing for E-Cigarette Ban
In a world slowly being tainted by Justin Trudeau's sinful, liberal pot enthusiasts, great strides have been made in the city of Toronto in the hopes that we may one day live in a world void of any inhaling at ...
Eve Adams Quits Nomination Race Amid Concussion Concerns
Just two weeks after a recommendation from the Conservative Party of Canada encouraged both Eve Adams and Natasha Lishchyna to resign, Eve Adams has quit the race saying that "the time has come to take my healt...
More New Laws Doesn’t Make The Courts Like Harper
As Nathan Lane sang in The Producers, "When you're down and out and everyone thinks you’re finished that's the time to stand on your two feet and shout 'Who do you have to fuck to get a break in this town!"
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24/SEVEN: More babies to kiss
Welcome to the True North Times’ interpretation of 24/SEVEN: a recap of the past week in the life of the Prime Minister of Canada, and more.
These weeks are sure flying by for our PM, wit...
Harper Says Abortion Too Divisive, Adds To Abortion Debate
The bozo eruption continues, and, unlike all other seismic activity in history, it appears it’s contagious. Today, Stephen Harper, Canada’s CEO, said that Canada under his leadership would not fund abortion as ...
Ontario Election Outlook: Pessimism
Ontarians, I’d say that we were in the deep end again, but that doesn’t quite cut it. We’re in a deep end with our arms chopped off, our legs tied together, and we have salt in one of eyes.
In other words, w...