Weekly Recap Archives - Page 35 of 79

General Andrew Leslie Stars in Canada’s Newest Spending Scandal

Andrew Leslie was a regular Canadian General. He served in the Armed Forces, might have been lucky enough to get his hands on one of Canada’s few working guns, and then began working closely with the Liberal Pa...

Harper Prepares Arctic For Cod War with Russia

Stephen Harper has strong ribs. No, not because they manage to contain his microscopic heart. We know they’re strong because he’s been banging his chest for about 4 years now without showing any signs of discom...

Washington Enflamed By Tweets On 1812 White House Burning Anniversary

Oh come back proud Canadians, To before you had TV. No Hockey Night in Canada, There was no CBC. In 1812 Madison was mad, he was the President you know, Well he thought he’d tell the British, where they ou...

Pierre-Hugues Boisvenue Slapped By Long, Flabby Arm of the Law

Some men will do anything for a pretty woman. And some women will do anything for a handsome man, but that isn’t relevant here because Conservative Senator Pierre-Hugues Boisvenue (PHB) isn’t a particularly han...

Police Not Charging Drunk 19 Year Old in Trudeau Break-In

Today, the RCMP announced that they weren't too upset with that guy that broke into Justin Trudeau's house and that he wouldn't be charged, seemingly emulating the parents of that crazy ex-boyfriend you once ha...

Burger King To Acquire Tim Hortons, Greasy Prosperity to Follow

When I think Tim Hortons, I think of a greasy paper-thin burger cooked over fire. What, you don't? Well, too bad, because Burger King and Tim Horton's executives have agreed to merge. And, as with all deals inv...

Harper Decries Liberal Media and Trudeau on Northern Tour

Stephen Harper gave a stump speech in the Yukon at the residence of Conservative Senator Daniel Lang

Bellavance Quits, Bloc Quebecois Down to Two MPs

Andre Bellavance, MP for Richmond—Arthabaska, has announced that he is quitting the Bloc Quebecois, finally relegating the party to irrelevant status in the House along with the other two-seat party, the Green ...

Ontarians Not Yet Safe From Nuclear Disaster

This summer has possibly been the most morbidly depressing span of time in recent memory. From constant war in the Israel, Iraq, Ukraine, and Syria, to ebola hemorrhagic fever plaguing Africa, and the recent ea...

Couillard and Wynne Ask For Federal Infrastructure Money

“Please sir, I’d like some more.” So uttered the little orphan Oliver to the pompous, bloated, stupid, and cruel Parish Beadle Mr. Bumble in Charles Dickens' classic Oliver Twist . Though the book was fictional...