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Shia LaBeouf has been making headlines for a new video he made with film students. He happened to be standing behind a green screen. It didn’t take long for the internet to take full advantage of the sweet, sweet opportunity. The True North Times decided to get in on the action.

Remember the hugely popular “Just Not Ready” attack ad launched by the Conservative Party? Where a bunch of wholesome Canadians discuss why Justin Trudeau is incompetent? (They even have a token Indian guy!)

Have you ever imagined what that interview would be like if an overly enthusiastic Shia LaBeouf was present? If you answered yes– please seek medical help immediately. For the rest of you, enjoy this timeless work of art. I think the Liberal party has a new motivational speaker!

‘Cause they sure as hell are gonna need it.