Regional Politics Archives - Page 5 of 35

Nanaimo’s Marijuana Trade Diversifies Echronomy

For better or worse, Canada has all its eggs in one oily basket. These days, that’s not going so well. Forecasts suggest that oil jobs are drying up faster than your girlfriend when you fart. Folks, it’s ugly o...

New Ontario Road Signs: Bright and Expensive

If road signs are any indication, Ontario has a bright future. The province recently unveiled their brand-new, made-in-Ontario LED road signs, which aim to remind drivers of the common sense laws they know they...

Moncton University Promises Tongue-Action In New Ad

Université de Moncton in New Brunswick released a 30-second spot showcasing their institutions attractions. This includes, but is not limited to shaky-cam footage of students on a beach, some kid running with a...

Vancouver Uses Plastic Surgery to Help the Bullied (Fish)

Canada's West Coast has decided to alter and enhance the features of individuals who are bullied, in order to prevent furthering bullying from happening to them. Granted, these victims don't really fall under t...

Harper and Wynne Meet in Toronto

Those in the know suspect that Stephen Harper and Kathleen Wynne hate each other. Even without a rigorous evaluation of this claim, it is easy to see how it could be true. Both politicians represent different p...

Nutrition North: A Partisan Program?

Nutrition North is a program responsible for providing affordable food in northern Canadian communities. That’s what it’s supposed to do, anyway, but reviews vary depending on who provides them. For example, St...

Leaked Beer Store-LCBO Sweet Deal Confirms You Can’t Trust Anyone, Ever

As the holiday season comes to a close, many of us will be breathing sighs of relief to have survived one of man's greatest plights: dinner with the extended family. Is it wrong of me to say that everyone has ...

Danielle Smith and the Wildrose “Victory”

The wonderful thing about politics is that everyone always wins. Consider Danielle Smith, the Leader of Alberta’s Wildrose Party. Last month she left her party and joined her former enemies, the Progressive Con...

Charest and SNC-Lavalin: An Alleged Match Made in Heaven

Some things are meant to be together, like Tom Mulcair and a beard. What about Jean Charest and SNC-Lavalin? They seem like a match made in heaven. After all, they’re two of Canada’s favourites. So why would Ch...

Winnie the Pooh banned from Polish town for being “a Hermaphrodite”

I suppose a naked bear hiding behind the honey pot wouldn't be acceptable either... Cover of Pooh (Giant Board Book) First they accused Anne of Green Gables of being a lesbian. Now, Winnie-the-Po...