| Pauline Marois | Philipe Couillard | François Legault | Françoise David |
|---|---|---|---|
| – The PQ is Oprah. You get jobs! You get jobs! YOU get jobs!
– Couillard apart of the “same old” PLQ – The PQ is bold. (Hopefully not like BlackBerry) – Quebec is doing great! Our unemployment is comparable to Ontario. (Way to set the bar high) – If you guys didn’t know, Couillard is actually Charest. Seriously. Go ask him. |
– Referendum? REFERENDUM?! REFERENDUM!
– Marois’ investment into Quebec’s potential resources in the north is like buying a lottery ticket and saying you won without actually knowing. ZING! – The PQ is wasting money. WHERE’S THE MISSING MONEY?! WHERE IS IT?! (repeat 3 times) – Charest dug Quebec into debt because of the damage the PQ did before him. |
– Legault has job-creation street cred, yo.
– Legault passive-aggressively asks everyone how many jobs they have actually created – Legault says the PQ created 0 jobs. Legault creates jobs like it’s nobody’s business. – Taxes, yo. |
– David thinks they all suck
– Marois approved pipeline-related activities after an 8 day parliamentary commission. How the hell? – The PQ created some jobs, but we’re better because we haven’t been corrupted with power yet. |
| Pauline Marois | Philipe Couillard | François Legault | Françoise David |
|---|---|---|---|
| – We want lower taxes, and more services. (Wow, what a reasonable plan) | – Trust me, I’m a doctor. | – There’s too much bureaucracy! We have more people managing health care than actually providing services! | – Legault is right on this one. Oh, also: I hate you all |
| Pauline Marois | Philipe Couillard | François Legault | Françoise David |
|---|---|---|---|
| – PKP? Who?
– Don’t worry…we’ll set up a blind trust. And stuff. |
– PKP! | – PKP!
– This PKP guy owns 40% of Quebec media. He can’t enter politics. (See: Rupert Murdoch) |
– PKP! Oh, and also: I hate you all.
– PKP? In Cabinet? NOPE. |
| Pauline Marois | Philipe Couillard | François Legault | Françoise David |
|---|---|---|---|
| – We won’t be holding a referendum overnight. C’mon guys. You act like that’s our sole purpos– Uh.
– No referendum until Quebecers are “ready.” Takin’ things slow, baby. – The PQ will protect Quebecers with the Charter of Values! Couillard will destroy it! – Hijabs in the police force. Those exist. – You ain’t voting for a referendum. You’re voting for a government. Duh. |
– Referendum? REFERENDUM?! REFERENDUM!?
– Marois is going to fire a shitload of minorities, eh? – You don’t want a referendum? Vote for me. – REFERENDUM?! |
– Is Marois going to hold a referendum?
– Marois can’t keep the PQ under control. Couillard is a fearmonger. VOTE FOR ME! |
– I hate the Charter. And I hate you all.
– Vote for me, or I will hate you all. – Also, oil is bad. |