Ottawa Prostitutes Won’t Expose Tories’ Johns

In a stunning twist of irony, Canada’s prostitutes have proven to have more integrity than our dearest politicians. Yesterday morning, a representative for POWER (Prostitutes of Ottawa/Gatineau Work, Educate...

Mulcair Asks MacKay To Resign, Wife Defends Him

In the latest developments in the Peter MacKay "Don't-Judge-Me-But-Judge-Women" scandal, NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair has called for MacKay's resignation. Uncle Tom is always outraged about something, so this usua...

Peter “Spliff-a-Day” MacKay Opens His Mind?

  Canada’s Conservative government just had an epiphany.  Yesterday at 11AM, what must have been moments after stumbling out of a van, Peter MacKay declared that his government would consider changing...