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A Perfect Attack Ad for Perfect Vancouver

Vancouver is the best ever. The Mayor is a total hunk who used to make a living squeezing fruit. There are mountains around the city, and residents love to talk about them. Sometimes Vancouver residents visit t...

The True North Times endorses Sketchy the Clown for Toronto Mayor

The day of reckoning is closing upon the city of Toronto. In a place filled with scandal, embarrassment, and poor governance, the people of Toronto have a chance to elect someone who can do more of the same, wi...

Where to Start If You Are the New Mayor of Toronto

Sketchy the Clown is currently running to be Mayor of Toronto on October 27th. If you like what you read here, you can follow him on Twitter at @SketchyTheClown. One thing is sure about the Toronto Mayor...

Kardashian Politics and the New Ford Focus

Ari Goldkind is currently running to be Mayor of Toronto on October 27th. You can learn more about him and his campaign at ariformayor.com I must confess I am amazed at the degree to which the mayoral ...

Dianne Watts to Seek Federal Conservative Nomination for South Surrey-White Rock

Running a town is nice, but, for obvious reasons, it isn’t the same as running a country. Mayors have to work with city councils and provincial and federal politicians—they rarely have the resources to make maj...

Rob Ford Quits Toronto Mayoral Race, Doug to Run Instead

Stuck in a hospital and stuck in the polls, Rob Ford has officially ended his campaign to become the next Mayor of Toronto—not that being stuck in the polls had anything to do with it. Toronto’s all-but-castrat...

Karen Stintz Quits Toronto Mayoral Race, Who Will Replace Her?

In a press conference this morning Karen Stintz announced that she will no longer be running to be mayor of Toronto. A city mourns, but like the departure of all politicians, it will quickly make way for endles...

Conflict of Interest: Rob Ford’s Wastewater Vote Helped Deco

It's a well known fact that the Fords have a lot of wastewater (I mean, how can you not when you ingest that much alcohol and illicit drugs??). But now there's a new type of wastewater ruining the Fords' dinner...

Interview: Jeff Billard, Candidate for Toronto Mayor

Jeff Billard, a candidate for mayor of Toronto, prides himself on actually having a job, unlike some of the other candidates running.

Ford Says What? An Interactive Site

We all know that Rob Ford and his family have said some pretty crazy things. The Toronto mayor has made a fool of himself on countless occasions, and his brother Doug has made some comments that are hard to bel...

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