Majority of Parliament is Racist: MPs
"You're racist!"
- consensus opinion in the House on Thursday June 11, 2015
Few things bring politicians together like allegations of racism. You'd be hard-pressed to find another issue on which Conservat...
Trudeau Introduces Laissez-Faire Approach to Climate Change Policy
“Laissez-faire, I don’t care.”
-Stéphane Dion
The leader of Canada’s Liberal Party is young, fresh, and virile. His name is Justin Trudeau, and he is ready to lead from the rear on the climate f...
Harper Returns from China, “Danced With Dragons”
This Monday, our esteemed Prime Minister, a famed explorer (of oil fields), returned from his voyage to China, where CBC reports that he “danc with the dragon.” No, you aren’t mistaken—that is indeed a mildly r...
Environment Commissioner: Climate Change Strategy Pretty Stupid
Canada’s climate change strategy sucks. Actually, if you ask environmental watchdog and commissioner of the environment Julie Gelfand, Canada’s climate change strategy doesn’t exist. This is shocking news—in th...
Harper to Address the UN
Stephen Harper, fresh faced and rosy cheeked from discovering one of the Franklin expedition ships, will address the United Nations later this month for the first time in three years. However, he won’t take par...
Stoney Nakoda First Nation Signs Oil and Gas Deal With Chinese Company
Jimmy Crowfoot... Before he found that there are big bucks to be made in oil.Mike Russell
On Monday, in a strange twist of business, the Stoney Nakoda First Nation signed a huge agreement with a C...
Wynne’s Throne Speech and Ontario’s Credit Outlook
Katheleen Wynne gave her speech from the throne this afternoon, the same day that Moody's credit agency shifted Ontario's outlook to negative, underlining a lack of confidence in Ontario's ability to pay its de...
James Lunney Proves Climate Change Hoax By Cherry-Picking Facts
While the rest of the Canada is bracing itself to be trolled to death by yet another highly improbable theory on why climate change is actually an Illuminati hoax, James Lunney (who might want to co...
24/SEVEN: Practice Safe Text
Welcome to the True North Times’ interpretation of 24/SEVEN: a recap of the past week in the life of the Prime Minister of Canada, and more.
This week, top minds(?) flew to Toronto to con...
A Protest in Toronto Against the Tar Sands and Line 9: Seriously!
Torontonians Protest Line 9 on May 10th, 2014 Gray Jacket
I almost didn’t go—I did a gut-check just before walking down the stairs to unlock my bike. I thought there was no way more than a handfu...