Noam Fleischmann, Author at The True North Times

Bureaucrats Told to Produce Three Terrorism-Related Statements a Week

In an email dated April 24th, obtained by the CBC, the Foreign Affair's communication team tasked all bureaucrats in security-related divisions to provide its office with three terrorism-related statements to b...

MP Megan Leslie Reveals NDP’s Master Plan on Twitter

As election season heats up, our MPs and party leaders more than ever face the constant scrutiny of a focussed public eye. Of course, never focus too hard–I've heard direct eye contact with a politician is how ...

Canadians Love to Reform

If I've learned anything from following the upcoming federal election, it's that you can do no wrong by throwing in the word reform. It practically fixes anything. And if it doesn't, it makes it sound like you ...

Bill Blair Wins Liberal Nomination for Scarborough Southwest

It's the dawn of a new day for highly contested former Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair. Luckily for him, his new career rising on the horizon leaves him totally unaccountable for police-conduct towards anyone, ...

Western Canada’s Systematic Discrimination Against Mermaids

Every eight year old girl has fantasized about living as a mermaid in her own underwater kingdom. Every fifteen year old boy would be lying if he said he didn’t have Ariel fantasies of his own. I myself find no...

Conservative Candidate Chris LLoyd Resigns, Campaign Was Elaborate Art Project

Few things in Canadian political news make sense to me. Between the mistrust, the misconduct, and the mistreatment, I’m coming to believe that our political system is a joke set up by two Kang-and-Kodos Alien c...

5 Things I’d Like To Hear Played On Parliament Hill’s Bells

On Monday May 4, calm fell over the world as life forms from coast to coast and across the galaxy celebrated Star Wars Day. I am proud to note that the first organized observance of Star Wars Day took place in...

The Canadian Military Stuck Between Neo-Nazi Militants and Putin

Canadians like to do things right. We especially like to make inspirational videos that say we like to do things right, maybe featuring a shot of an orca whale. While Canada is undeniably one of the best countr...

Justin Trudeau’s Super Fun Chinese New Year Escapade!

In ringing in the Chinese New Year, Mandarin's biggest promotional festival, the Liberal Party of Canada worked tirelessly in ushering Justin Trudeau's hair, eyes, and whatever else is attached to those, around...

Stéphane Dion Calls Out Federal Ministers for Monolingual Tweets

A picture is worth 140 characters. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Adrian Wyld Twitter: the place where celebrities’ inane thoughts are limited to 140 characters of stupidity. That being said, it is only nat...

Author Noam Fleischmann