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Welcome to Crazy Canadian Comments, a weekly column featuring the most outlandish comments made on popular news sites (mostly the National Post and Globe and Mail, because that’s where all the angry senior citizens are).

Lets not waste any time. We begin on the National Post. The west coast of North America is overdue for an earthquake– a really large one.

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Hah! Great joke. You see, it is commonplace in western society to belittle one’s in-laws for comedic purposes. BRILLIANT EXECUTION, SIR.


More of the National Post. The mayor of a Quebec city passed away recently in what has only been described as a wasp attack. It is a devastating incident, and naturally, we all send our deepest condolences.

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Did somebody say Sun News? No? Well, too bad. The government has approved fast-tracking immigration for applicants who work in 10 specific fields.

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Do we need more lawyers? That question is up for debate. The other part, well…


And now onto our own site. We published an article about Olivia Chow calling for a ban on handguns. It’s strange, because as mayor, she would have no real authority to do such a thing. The previous job she had, as a Member of Parliament, would be much more suited to banning handguns.

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Of “coarse.” Those “leftys” will never stop. Mulcair is known to cause changes in one’s bodily functions; for better or worse.


Finally, we close with another comment on the same article.

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