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Welcome to Crazy Canadian Comments, a weekly column featuring the most outlandish comments made on popular news sites (mostly the National Post and Globe and Mail, because that’s where all the angry senior citizens are).

 
 
Yep. We’re back. Let’s get down to business. First, over at The Globe and Mail. Tracy Morgan, who was terribly injured in a traffic accident, is suing Wal Mart, claiming the vehicle that collided into him was driven by an overworked employee. The case has merit.

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I…um. Okay. Awkward.

 

You know what’s fun? Hating on the Supreme Court. At least, people at Sun News think so.

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He’s right. They’re all socialists. All of ’em. Appointed by the Prime Minister (who is a socialist, by the way) and have been trying to attack the Conservatives from day one. The Liberals will stop at nothing, will they?

 

Rob Ford says he isn’t a homophobe, just a “spendaphobe.” Judging from a few actions he has taken in the past, that claim is questionable, at best.

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The liberal, media-elite, socialistic, welfare-loving, commie, tax-and-spend, lefty, Marxist, capitalism-hating fools have been relentless in their persecution of Saint Ford. The gays were simply a pawn in their game. Gay parades.

 

The current debate on prostitution in Canada is a very heated one. In an op-ed in Sun News, written by a former prostitute, the comments section gets weird.

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Chris…Why would you even…

 

And finally, an article from our friends at The National Post. A small plane crashed into a gazebo in Montreal. Nobody was injured. Apparently, the pilot was female. At least, I think so, if this comment is any indication.

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You weren’t in your basement to begin with?