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Welcome to Crazy Canadian Comments, a weekly column featuring the most outlandish comments made on popular news sites (mostly the National Post and Globe and Mail, because that’s where all the angry senior citizens are).

 

Here we go! Time for your weekly dose of passive-aggressiveness and blatant racism! First off, an article on the National Post about Dean Delmastro’s spending trial.

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Steve Harpowitz? Jebus-freaks? What’s even more concerning is your avatar picture.

 

Ah, The Globe and Mail. An excellent source of offensive comments. A story about Aboriginal Day is sure to bring in some nice thoughts.

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Ouch. Just….ouch.

 

I don’t know if Sun News could top that racist comment. Oh, hold on…

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Thank you to Wayne from McMaster University. A top commenter, too! Who woulda thought?

 

Peter MacKay made some weird comments about women (or lack thereof) in the judicial system.

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Do I smell a guest spot on the Maury Povich show?

 

Sun News continues to impress.

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Damn Commies and their hippie pensions. Livin’ in their hippie houses. Back in my day, we lived in wooden houses. We had pensions delivered in cheque form.

 

In closing…a great comment from the National Post.

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…Lie…Lieberals? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!