Welcome to Crazy Canadian Comments, a weekly column featuring the most outlandish comments made on popular news sites (mostly the National Post and Globe and Mail, because that’s where all the angry senior citizens are).
Let’s not waste any time — there is a great collection of scathing comments to go through. First, to the National Post! Over the weekend, comedian Tracy Morgan was involved in a tragic car accident in New Jersey. He remains in critical condition, and our prayers go out to him. Except this jackass.
That has to be the biggest pile of shite comment I have ever read during this whole series. Say what you want about Tracy Morgan’s comedic stylings, but he, along with just about everyone else in the world, is a more capable comic than yourself. Tosser.
Now back to more Canada-centric news, like the upcoming Ontario election. Hello, Globe and Mail! What do people have to say about Kathleen Wynne’s latest attempt to tie Horwath and Hudak together?
Hudak is a genocidal Mongolian warlord from the 13th century? Hyperbole. perhaps? Gnoid thinks that the comparison is being too generous to Hudak. Jeez, people. The hell is going on?
Onto an article on our own site. Election advice from the infamous Frank Underwood.
Foreigner South Carolina, eh? Heheh…you implied that Hudak is a Tea-Party loving American. Where did you get that idea? You, sir, are an innovative man. A pioneer of political humour. And then you kinda lost me by writing a bunch of gibberish that is completely incoherent.
Hey, did you know that Tony Abbott, Prime Minister of Australia is visiting Canada? Did you know that he accidentally called us “Canadia“, and corrected himself immediately? Let’s badger him anyways.
Clever. Speechless. I’m speechless. This will go down as the single greatest prose in the history of mankind.
Finally, we have an observation from a Sun News commenter. No, it’s not Lieberals. It’s something even better.