The True North Times
  • Yet to be castrated by Margaret Wente
  • Peter Mansbridge’s bathroom reading material
  • For the sophisticated hoser
  • Exporting Beaver Hides to the Metropol since 1608
  • The only thing that Andrew Coyne DOESN'T hate
  • First to podcast with Wilfrid Laurier
  • Now with 60 minute hours!
  • It's Dynamite!
  • Ineligible for the Supreme Court
  • Winnipeg? There?

15. Conrad Black

He already has experience in British Parliament. He already has a nice-looking mugshot for a security pass.

He already has experience in British Parliament. He already has a nice-looking mugshot for a security pass.

 

14. Don Cherry

Now Don can find more old white men to talk over!CBS Sports

Now Don can find more old white men to talk over!
CBS Sports

 

13. Marc Nadon

The whole “Court thing” didn’t work out. Ah, hell, let’s give this a shot.CBC

The whole “Court thing” didn’t work out. Ah, hell, let’s give this a shot.
CBC

 

12. Ezra Levant

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Because we don’t have enough angry partisans
YouTube

 

11. The Fords

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Doug and Ford. A package deal. When one is in a random bar in rural Ontario, the other is sitting in.
aux.tv

 

10. David Suzuki

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He may be unemployed after these CBC cuts.
YouTube

 

9. Jean Chretien

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The legend.
YouTube

 

8. Andrew Coyne

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He has the passion. He is clearly non-partisan, because he hates everyone (except us).
YouTube

 

7. Justin Bieber

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Now Bieber can make the Prime Minister look bad regularly!
National Post

 

6. George Stroumboulopoulos

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He’s in everything already, anyways. He also does very well in feigning interest.
YouTube

 

5. “Canadian Tire” Guy

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The everyman. He fixes all of our problems. Lets get him to clean the senate.
YouTube

 

4. Steve Murray

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If Toronto would be so foolish to not elect him as mayor, Ottawa would be fortunate to have him.
YouTube

 

3. Celine Dion

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The most competent Dion in Canada.
Yellow-Diamond

 

2. Margaret Wente

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The Senate would be fun with someone to cause political shitstorms by saying the most outlandish things.
YouTube

 

1. Prince Charles

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Strengthen ties with our future king. He loves Canada. Canada, fruits, polar bears, and drag queens love him.
YouTube